tfln

[laura2theletter]

01. You said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

02. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

03. You built me a pillow fort. Of course you got laid.

04. When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

[vampirella]

don't you think your nerdy friend should rehome their own experiments?

and scrub our tub, for that matter.

( Carmilla is more worried about the tub. and let's be real, she's not inclined to do much scrubbing herself. )

[laura2theletter]

I think it'll probably be quicker if I do it. Laf can just come get the buckets.

I definitely don't trust what chemicals they might use to scrub our tub

[vampirella]

fine. i guess you have a point. if they take a crack at it, we might not have a tub left after.

so when are our new roommates moving out? i don't take romantic baths with weird fish in the room.

[laura2theletter]

well... I guess I could just buy a fish tank.

since romantic baths are on the line and all. those are very important.