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[laura2theletter]

01. You said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

02. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

03. You built me a pillow fort. Of course you got laid.

04. When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@vampirella

[laura2theletter]

Maiming the Zetas would not make Laf think you'd maim
them. Cause you wouldn't.

Anyways, they're kinda cute weird little fishies.

[vampirella]

i'd be offended, but game respects game. susie homemaker is the scariest of your redheads.

that said, i don't care how cute and weird they are. they're not invited to the bubble bath i've been planning all day.

[laura2theletter]

You think she was that scary as a kid too?

Bubble baths are very important... Out of curiosity, is anybody else invited to that?

[vampirella]

absolutely. there's nothing scarier than an 8 year old that already has a detailed life plan for the next three decades.

i think i could pencil in a +1, as long as it's a cute brunette and not a weird looking fish.

[laura2theletter]

Yeah, that's true.

In that case, I could probably find some buckets for them to live in.

[vampirella]

don't you think your nerdy friend should rehome their own experiments?

and scrub our tub, for that matter.

( Carmilla is more worried about the tub. and let's be real, she's not inclined to do much scrubbing herself. )

[laura2theletter]

I think it'll probably be quicker if I do it. Laf can just come get the buckets.

I definitely don't trust what chemicals they might use to scrub our tub

[vampirella]

fine. i guess you have a point. if they take a crack at it, we might not have a tub left after.

so when are our new roommates moving out? i don't take romantic baths with weird fish in the room.

[laura2theletter]

well... I guess I could just buy a fish tank.

since romantic baths are on the line and all. those are very important.